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What was the most strange thing you have experienced yourself?
Random Incident at a roadside.
Probably not the most racist, but it's pretty funny to me.
I found myself walking alone by the roadside in Australia. Minding my own business, ears plugged with earphones listening to Incubus in winter looking for lunch when a guy driving past in a car yelled “hey you slit eyes! Go back to your country!”
This is how I look.
I’m on the left—pretty sure I dont look like a Chinese but definitely an Asian looking girl.
I'm also under the impression my eyes are not a slit and could be seen from miles away even when I'm squinting.
Thinking he was yelling at someone else, I look around expecting to see a Chinese person. Nope. No one is there. I was the only one.
You can see the look of frustration on his face when I start looking around. He yelled again “hey you yellow skin! YOU! Don't pretend you didn't hear me just now!”
Now he's slowing down the car to make sure I know I'm the one he's yelling to. I started laughing uncontrollably, baffled at how ignorant this guy is.
“Hey ching chong, what's so funny, ha?”
Me: dude, you really need to have a chat with your optometrist. There's something wrong with your freaking eyes! Well, fuck you too.
I walked away. I still find it funny up till today.